Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men,
Couldn't put Humpty together again.
Michael Finnigan
There was an old man named Michael Finnigan
He grew whiskers on his chinnigan
The wind came up and blew them in again
Poor old Michael Finnigan, begin again
There was an old mad named Michael Finnigan
He fell down and broke his shinngain
Folks said, “Mike, you’ll never swim again”
Poor old Michael Finnigan, begin again
There was an old man named Michael Finnigan
He grew fat and then grew thin again
Thinner than a safety pinnigan
Poor old Michael Finnigan, begin again